It was hot today. I panted most of the day. I couldn't get very cool. Pop went to the store and brought back those things that spin really fast and blow wind in your face. Kinda like hangin your head out of the car window, only without the houses, trees, dogs and other cars going by at really fast speeds.
So, the female human is up to something. She packed together a bag and when I wasn't looking she put some of my dog treats in it. I don't like those treats very much, but they're still mine! Before she left, she gave me a nice dinner. She must have felt guilty about sneaking off somewhere with my treats.
When she was gone, pop asked me "Are you hungry hound dog?" He wasn't around when the female fed me, so I just looked up at him with my big brown eyes and I had him eating out of my paw. He fed me a nice dinner - so I ended up getting two chicken dinners tonight!
I heard pop saying I was gaining weight and they were gonna limit my treats again. Good thing I got that second chicken dinner out of 'em before my diet starts!
I'm a sneaky hound!
So, when the female came home, I ran up to greet her, but my nose stopped me dead in my tracks. Before I pounced her, I sniffed her shoes....then her pants...then her hands and shirt. I couldn't believe it.
I never would have suspected....
SHE HAD BEEN WITH ANOTHER DOG!!!!
And its not like she had just ran into another dog. Oh no, she had planned on meeting up with him! Why else would she have packed my MY treats and taken them with her?! It didn't smell like any mutt I knew. There must be a reason she's keeping this secret from me.
It's a good thing I'm a tracking dog, otherwise this might have slipped right under my nose.
I'll try to find out what I can, but in the mean time, if any of you hear anything, please let me know. I'm really curious as to what this sneaky female is up too.
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