Saturday, May 8, 2010

Day 17 - I'm STARVING

Pop and new mom have done it. They've put me on that stinkin' diet! I hate it. My portions are so much smaller now and I didn't get any hamburger or good stuff. My meals were:

  • Kibble and cheese (breakfast)
  • Half a meaty bone (so-called 'snack')
  • Kibble and cheese (lunch)
  • Small dentastik thingy (for small dogs and I'm a BIG dog!)
  • The other half of the meaty bone (again, so-called snack)
  • Kibble and chicken (dinner)
  • Cheese (for games and training
I'm starving! That's hardly anything! Where's the fish? The roast beef? The stewed carrots and mashed potatoes? They're not on my plate - that's for sure! And why was I only given one meaty bone? My quota is two a day. I didn't even get a chicken jerky thing today. Oh, and if that's not bad enough - they made me go on two walks today. TWO! On an almost empty tummy! (Well - it wasn't almost empty but it wasn't as full as it coulda been.)

This is torture! I will wither away at this point. Someone should call animal control on these people. This is cruel and unusual punishment. Don't they know I need to store up energy for my big walk soon????

The lack of food is making me light headed. I barely have enough energy to finish up this blog. I'm going to bed.

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